You wouldn't recognize a good thing if it was spanking your ass.

Kresley Cole
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  1. The bottom line is, insults only hurt when they come from someone I respect.

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  4. Yo, beautiful. Come pop this collar off me.” Natalya hissed, “Are you mad?”“ What’s she gonna do? Vivisect me? Imprison me? We’ve got a pact to fulfill, remember?” To Dorada, she cried, “Seriously, sweetheart, shake that mummified ass over here.” Regin kicked the glass. “Lemme...

  5. This is what it's all been about with you, " he said in an even tone. "All the fear, allthe running. The nightmares." When she nodded, he said, "You called him the devil."" But you.. married him?" "Basically? Yes.""Ceremony and everything?" She swallowed. <span style="margin:15px;...

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